Siemens Analyst?

So, the hospital in which i work in is one that is quite confusing to navigate. There are 4 different level 4s; with poor signage, its not uncommon to find a stray patient or courier.

Now the hospital owns the two Siemens linear accelerators which we use. Siemens employees come and go quite frequently as our hospital has purchased a service contract with Siemens.

So the other day, a nice gentleman rocked up on our level in our waiting room. Amidst the hustle and bustle of our somewhat busy department he approaches one of our nurses and asks for a bit of direction.

He states "I'm after a Siemens Analyst."

Our dear Sister is a bit puzzled, but knowing that we use Siemens machines she directed the question at the treating radiation therapists.

"This young gentleman is looking for a Siemens Analyst. Anyone here a Siemens Analyst?"

She announced it in a nice loud, clear voice so all the radiation therapists would hear it, and unfortunately the rest of the waiting room too.

The man looked mortified.

It was then our nurse realised what the man was really after...a semen analysis.